Icebandit13

andrewbelami:

foodtrucker:

I wish I had the ability to make boys really nervous

holding a really sharp knife to their neck usuallly does the trick for me

wrote-miss-ibis:

cellarspider:

lyricalred:

whiskyrunner:

Just a reminder:the natural diet of these birds is BONES. Not just bone marrow; actual bone shards. They pick up huge freaking bones from carcasses and drop them onto rocks until they get spiky pieces and then they swallow them. Their stomach acid dissolves bone.

look me in the eye and tell me that’s not a fucking dragon

And they aren’t naturally red like that. That’s self-applied makeup. They find the reddest earth they can to work into their feathers as a status symbol.

And they don’t scavenge other parts of carcases, just the bones. 85-90% of their diet is exclusively bone. Hence why it’s only a myth that these birds would just pick up whole lambs and carry them off. It’s not true, but in German they’re still called Lämmergeier as a result.

So metal

mackblesa:

theoldaeroplane:


mackblesa submitted:


look son, an internet

IM SO FUCKING EASILY ENTERTAINED BY THIS KIND OF SHIT

8)

mackblesa:

theoldaeroplane:

look son, an internet

IM SO FUCKING EASILY ENTERTAINED BY THIS KIND OF SHIT

8)

Do you like Taylor Swift?

nerdcubedactually:

100% hit rate, of course!

Although I dunno why you put the word “Taylor” in front of a Pokémon move…

vvankinq:

prettybluescarf:

“The collapse of a shark tank at The Scientific Center in Kuwait. Share this because it’s probably the only time in your life you will see something like this.”

idk i mean i saw something like this in sharknado

vvankinq:

prettybluescarf:

“The collapse of a shark tank at The Scientific Center in Kuwait. Share this because it’s probably the only time in your life you will see something like this.”

idk i mean i saw something like this in sharknado

awwww-cute:

This is how a happy baby elephant looks like

awwww-cute:

This is how a happy baby elephant looks like